Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Posted by Dori Nottingham

Where have I been you ask? Non-motivated. That's where I've been. I look at the pile of things needing to be done and I'm craving chocolate all of the sudden. Today's my day of doing all my scary things at one time. Hopefully it will get done.

Somebody emailed this to me and at first I thought it was stupid. Still do actually but there was two of the suggestions that did make me laugh. Hopefully there will be one that does the same for you.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Sexual Favors."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leavin g The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

2 comments:

Fern said...

Wow, I got a good laugh out of that! Probably because I can see myself doing some of those very things! I'm thinking I just might try that "for sexual favors" thing, and see what kind of reaction I get. Hah!

hsjacobus said...

Okay my sister-in-law had a check given to her by her husband that said in the memo section "for last night" She didn't realize it till she went to the bank to cash it and then almost died of embarassment. Way funny!