A Woman's Prayer

A Woman's Prayer

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A random e-mail that someone sent. Maybe I should say this prayer more often. I am aging rather quickly nowadays.

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Time Waster of the Day

Time Waster of the Day

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this is truly the time waster of all time wasters. If you go to http://www.yearbookyourself.com/ you can spend at least a good ten minutes of laughing and perfecting your picture to fit the era of your dreams. I did my baby and myself and did let some endorphins to flow in the process. Because my hard drive broke I couldn't find a good picture of myself but when I do I'm sure I'll try again to see what I'd look like in 1956.

Now on to more productive things for my day..........I hope anyway.

I'm still loving the Olympics

I'm still loving the Olympics

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A friend emailed me this link. I thought it was pretty good so I thought I'd share. As you know.....I love talented people :)

Thought for a Sunday

Thought for a Sunday

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Do you ever feel like this? If not you're not going to church enough

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Randy standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Randy.' 'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this?' The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.' Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Randy's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'

True Story of the Day

True Story of the Day

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So yesterday in preparation for a triathlon I signed up for, I decided to take my first open water swim. It's always a tad bit scary to swim in dark waters with no bottom and creatures lurking everywhere (can you tell that I'm scared of the lockness monster......for real!!) My eyes where always scanning the waters to make sure I didn't hit a huge carp or run into a field of seaweed. All went smoothly and I was satisfied with the 3/4 mile I swam back and forth.

I hopped out of the water put my shoes on and ran all the way back to my parents house. I did a few random things and then went to take a shower. I turned on the water and didn't take my suit off until I was drenched in the fresh clean water. As I pulled down my suit and low and behold...................

..........I bet you guessed it. A crawdad fell out of my suit. I screamed in horror as images of the swamp monster flashed through my mind. I took me a few moments to collect myself and I started to understand what was going on. Granted it was a baby crawdad...nothing of the sorts that would make me think danger would have come to my most sensitive areas but still. HELLO!! I'm running around with a crawdad on my person. How many people can say that. It was enough to make me second guess my experience with my open water swim. What else could I be collecting?

Today a crawdad, tomorrow a trout.

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Have you guys seen this. It is totally ridiculous.

....and hilarious.




I'm sure she peed her pants!

The Price of Gas in France

The Price of Gas in France

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security,stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.However, he was captured only two blocks awaywhen his van ran out of gas.When asked how he could mastermind such a crimeand then make such an obvious error, he replied,'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.'See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone elseI posted this because I figured I had nothing Toulouse

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Where have I been you ask? Non-motivated. That's where I've been. I look at the pile of things needing to be done and I'm craving chocolate all of the sudden. Today's my day of doing all my scary things at one time. Hopefully it will get done.

Somebody emailed this to me and at first I thought it was stupid. Still do actually but there was two of the suggestions that did make me laugh. Hopefully there will be one that does the same for you.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Sexual Favors."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leavin g The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

A women's work is never done

A women's work is never done

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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn
all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and
there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded
against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a
broken glass la y under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by
the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom
door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys
strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste
had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in
her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how
his day went.


He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from
work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day

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What a great day! I'm so excited I know beautiful mother's around the world. You all do so much! A song for all you!

Auctung Baby

Auctung Baby

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Sometimes saving money is not always the safest thing. I saw this picture and I just laughed out loud. They were definitely resourceful but how did they even get the hay stacked up that high. I guess necessity is the mother of invention.

Laughter Yoga

Laughter Yoga

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My mom had the antidote "Laughter is the Best Medicine" on her desktop for years. Sometimes you hear things and we often take them for granted. However through the years as I've pondered how laughter has effected my life I realize how true and wise that saying is. When was the last time you laughed? Not a chuckle, a giggle but rather that down right belly laugh. Who do you laugh with? What things make you laugh? Why don't we laugh all the time?

I just ran across another quote today from Marie Osmond. She says. "If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now." How true that is!!! If we can't laugh at ourselves, our situations, or anything else our lives are brought even lower then they truly are. If we learned to laugh everyday in would definitely lighten our lives and heal our hearts. Sometimes I think we just forget to laugh, to see the humor in our everyday lives. We need to remember as Laughter truly is the best medicine.

The following clip is an info on a new fad called Laughter Yoga. It's an informative piece but I watched a full Yoga class on the Internet and it really did make me laugh. Laughter truly is contagious. It lightens are moods and our hearts. Did I already say that? Maybe I'm just stressing the point.

Stand Up for the Day

Stand Up for the Day

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I've only received a pedicure a few times but it was totally awkward. This video made me laugh and relive my experience. For all of you regulars I'm sure you'll think it's funny as well.

So you've had a bad day

So you've had a bad day

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So I saw this on a friends blog. Has this ever happened to you?

Global Warming

Global Warming

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I thought this was a valid point in the case for Global Warming. Hope it made you smile